Cast
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THE LOCALS

STEVE SWEENEY

As The Little Pisshead

Iconic British Actor in Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels and Nil by Mouth.

ED TUDOR POLE

As The Landlord

Musician with the Sex Pistols & Tempole Tudor. Films from Harry Potter to Sid and Nancy.

CLAIRE-MARIA FOX

As The Barmaid

A wonderful actress seen in 12 deaths of Christmas, Deadly Callback & 24 little hours.

RONALD PICKUP

As The Gambler

British actor most recently seen in The Darkest Hour and The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

VIRGINIA DENHAM

As The Midwife

Established TV actress starred in Poirot, Bugs, Casualty, The Bill and EastEnders.

PAUL THOMAS

As Jobs

Paul is an accomplished actor on stage and film. Most recently he has taken a lead role in Arla BOB and HSBC commercials.

MAREK CITRIAK

As Fat Stu

A huge man with a huge laugh. This is his first feature film.

SHANAYA RAFAT

As Rupa the Hacker

Shanaya Rafaat is an actress, known for Complicit, Silk and Honeycomb Lodge.

MIKE KATZ

As The Vendor

A creative talent and a diamond geyser. This is his first feature film.

BETH JOHNSON

As Paige Boston

A young actress with bags of talent. This is her first feature film.

FEATURED LOCALS INCLUDE:

Nick Johnson – Fat Stu’s mate
Marc Fisher – Fat Stu’s mate
Shay Schmecial – Fat Stu’s mate
Paul Gayle – Fat Stu’s mate
Patrick Marks – Local Lad
Krina Patel – The Chav

THE MEDIA

MARTIN SERENE

As Jeremy O’Reilly
Founder & Host of ‘The Scoop’

Known for Se7en and Ill Manors

SIMON GREGOR

As Penrott
The Scoop’s Undercover Reporter

Best known for Escape from Sobibor, The Island on Bird Street and Welcome to the Punch.

MOYA BRADY

As Marge
The Scoop’s Undercover Reporter

Wonderful actress who has worked with the likes of Mike Leigh, Terry Gilliam & Woody Allen.

CREAM (KAI TAYLOR)

As O’Reilly’s Muscle

Cream (Kai Taylor) is a TV actor and award winning Rap Artist.

SAM BATTERSEA

As Sally
Host of ‘Sally on the Weekend’

Sam is an actress/comedienne currently to be seen in Dogtown, Sammy Shortcut and Misfits.

CHARLES KAY

As Professor Donald Maltus
Guest on ‘Sally on the Weekend’

Charles Kay is a British actor known for Amadeus, Henry V and The Importance of Being Earnest.

FINTY WILLIAMS

As Gossip Live Broadcaster

Finty is known for Angelina Ballerina, Gosford Park and Mrs Brown.

CRISPIN MANSON

As ‘Gossip Live’ Reporter

Films include Jack of Diamonds, Love’s Kitchen & Pimp..

RACHEL PICKUP

As Penelope Wright
Host of ‘Crimedesk’

Theatre actress in London & New York. Most recently seen in cinemas in Chronic, opposite Tim Roth, the film won best screenplay at Cannes 2015.

LOZ KEYSTONE

As Dr Pry
‘Crimedesk’ Analyst

Loz Keystone is an actor, known for Night Bus (2014), The Interview (2010) and Freak

GRANT GILLESPIE

As Dr Flint
‘Crimedesk’ Analyst

Films include Kingsman, The Golden Circle & Florence Foster Jenkins.

AUSTIN STATON

As Mark Nexus Pointer
‘Crimedesk’ Analyst

Previous films include Kick & Little Devil.

AWAITING ANNOUNCEMENT

As ‘Viral News’ Broadcaster

REBECCA BOEY

As ‘Viral News’ Broadcaster

A recently graduated actress with bundles of charm and charisma. This is her 2nd feature film.

PETE LOVSTROM

As ‘Chatter TV’ Presenter

Peter is known for Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life, Institute Benjameta and Lifeforce.

AARON HARRIS

As ‘Chatter TV’ Journalist

An established TV actor starring in Fair City, The Bill and Holby City.

JEN AINSLEY

As #Trashtag Sexy Girl

This is Jen’s first feature film.

WILLIAM DINSDALE

As #Trashtag Cool Cad

This is William’s first feature film.

DOTTIE JOHNSON

As TNT Broadcaster

This is Dottie’s first feature film.

SIR IAN McKELLEN

As Continuity Announcer
(Narration Only)

Known for Gandalf in Lord of The Rings and Magneto in Xmen.

FEATURED MEDIA CAST INCLUDE:

Sam Thomas – TNT Broadcaster Guest
Eugene Wild – Gossip Live Cameraman
Marcy Burnard – Viral News Cameraman
Adrianna Ionika – Scoop Personal Assistant

THE ESTABLISHMENT

RUPERT HOLIDAY EVANS

As Deputy Superintendent of Scotland Yard

Known for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, From Hell & Driving Lessons

STEPHANIE BRIGGS

As A Policewoman

YVETTE CHIVERS

As A Policewoman

PETER SAGE

As A Policeman

JACK TYSON CHARLES

As A Policeman

JAN HOFMANN

As A Paramedic

DEE BIRMINGHAM

As A Paramedic