Cast
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MAIN CAST

The ensemble nature of the film means we draw from a wide pool of mainly British talent. To date we have cast around 2/3 of the total parts. This leaves us with some exciting announcements to come.
STEVE SWEENEY

As The Little Pisshead

Iconic British Actor in Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels and Nil by Mouth.

RONALD PICKUP

As The Gambler

“British actor of stage and screen most recently seen in The Best, (and the Second Best) Exotic Marigold Hotel and soon to be seen in the new Netflix drama The Queen

JUDI DENCH

Continuity Announcer
(Narration Only)

Dame Judi Dench is an Academy Award winning British actress.

MOYA BRADY

As Marge

Wonderful actress who has worked with the likes of Mike Leigh, Terry Gilliam & Woody Allen.

SIMON GREGOR

As Penrott

Best known for Escape from Sobibor, The Island on Bird Street and Welcome to the Punch.

ED TUDOR POLE

As The Landlord

Musician with the Sex Pistols & Tempole Tudor. Films from Harry Potter to Sid and Nancy.

RACHEL PICKUP

As Penelope Wright

Theatre actress in London & New York. Most recently seen in cinemas in Chronic, opposite Tim Roth, the film won best screenplay at Cannes 2015.

FINTY WILLIAMS

As Gossip Live Broadcaster

Finty is known for Angelina Ballerina, Gosford Park and Mrs Brown.

PAUL THOMAS

As Jobs

Paul is an accomplished actor on stage and film. Most recently he has taken a lead role in Arla BOB and HSBC commercials.

SHANAYA RAFAT

As Rupa the Hacker

Shanaya Rafaat is an actress, known for Complicit, Silk and Honeycomb Lodge.

RUPERT HOLIDAY EVANS

As Deputy Superintendent of Scotland Yard

Known for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, From Hell & Driving Lessons

PETE LØVSTRØM

As Chatter TV Presenter

Peter is known for Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life, Institute Benjameta and Lifeforce.

VIRGINIA DENHAM

As The Midwife

Established TV actress starred in Poirot, Bugs, Casualty, The Bill and EastEnders.

REBECCA BOEY

As Gemma Vine

A recently graduated actress with bundles of charm and charisma. This is her 2nd feature film.

SAM BATTERSEA

As Sally

Sam is an actress/comedienne currently to be seen in Dogtown, Sammy Shortcut and Misfits.

CHARLES KAY

As Professor Donald Maltus

Charles Kay is a British actor known for Amadeus, Henry V and The Importance of Being Earnest.

SUPPORT CAST

Dr Mark Nexus Porter  –  Austin Staton
Dr Saemus Pry  –  Loz Keystone
Chief Superintendent  –  Paul Mari
Vendor  –  Michael Katz
TNT Broadcaster  –  Dottie Johnston
Policeman  –  Peter Sage
Policewoman  –  Yvette Chivers
#Trashtag  –  William Dinsdale
#Trashtag –  Jen Ainsley
Weather Girl  –  Natalie Walter
Paramedic 1  –  Pat Marks
Paramedic 2  –  Charlie Palmer

AND OF COURSE

Dr Mark Nexus Porter
Dr Saemus Pry
Chief Superintendent
The Vendor
TNT Broadcaster
Policeman
Policewoman
#Trashtag
#Trashtag
Weather Girl
Paramedic 1
Paramedic 2

Austin Staton
Loz Keystone
Paul Brady
Michael Katz
Dottie Johnston
Peter Sage
Yvette Chivers
William Dinsdale
Jen Ainsley
Natalie Walter
Pat Marks
Charlie Palmer